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i am 22% fat, :/
be honest.
If you score under 17 you’re anorexic, or close to it.
If you get 18-50 you’re normal
But if you get 51 or over, sorry but you’re a big, fat, fatty.
Have you eaten or drank anythng in the past week?
[x]water
[ ] orange juice
[ ] milk
[x] soda
[ ] beer
[ ] champagne
[ ] any other alcohol
[x] mother/ redbull/ V
[ ] iced tea
[x] - some blackcurrant drink/ grape juice
[ ] cranberry juice
[ ] apple juice
[ ] capri sun
[ ] hi-c
[x] chocolate milk
[ ] strawberry milk
[] coffee
[x] lemonade
total so far: 6
What have you eaten in the past 7 days?
[] pizza
[x] tacos
[ ] burritos
[x] rice
[ ]beans
[x] fries
[] lays
[ ] baked lays
[ ] burger king
[ ] mcdonald’s
[ ] wendy’s
[ ] checkers
[ ] ham
[ ]cheese
[ ] hot dog/corn vegetarian dog
[x] chicken
[ ] turkey
Total so far: 10
[x] chocolate cake
[x] vanilla cake
[ ] other kind of cake
[] banana
[ ] strawberries
[ ] grapes
[x] choclate ice cream
[x] vanilla ice cream
[] strawberry ice cream
[ ] spaghetti
[ ] spagettios
[ ] fetuccini
[ ] another kind of pasta
Total so far: 14
[ ] sushi
[ ] shrimp
[ ] lobster
[ ] crab
[ ] cheeseburger/ burger
[x] cookies
[x] pork
[ ] snack cakes
[x] pop corn
[x] noodles
[x] cereal
[ ] crackers
[x] bread
[ ] marshmallows
[ ] oats
[ ] grits
Total so far: 19
[ ] peanuts
[ ] sunflower seeds
[ ] nuts
[ ] popsicles
[ ] lettuce
[ ] eggs
[ ] bacon
[ ] poptarts
[ ] doritos
[ ] fried chicken
Total so far: 19
[ ] pudding
[ ] cheesecake
[x] chocolate bar
[ ] granola bar
[ ] mango juice
[ ] mango
[ ] pineapple juice
[ ] peach
[x] chicken sandwich
[ ] baked potatos
[x] other fruit
total so far: 22
Repost as I am % fat
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