Who remembers chuck norris jokes?

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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris does not sleep - he waits.

- Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

- There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.